Title: New Car Player: You are player 9689 Today: 0 Description: This blonde was bored with driving her old BMW......
This blonde was bored with driving her old BMW. She fancied something a bit
more individual, perhaps an MG convertible. So she visited her local car dealer
and spied a beautiful Jaguar XK140 convertible. It was wonderfully restored and
she fell in love with its gorgeous red paint work. An empty check stub later and
off she was tearing down the leafy country lanes enjoying her beautiful new car.
Her long blonde hair was flowing in the wind, music blaring from the radio, what
could possibly go wrong?
At that thought there was a splutter from the engine and the car slowly coasted
to a stop. She got out and lifted the bonnet and concluded after a few minutes
that she didn't have a bloody clue what was wrong. Luckily she had her mobile
phone with her and a quick phone call to the AutoClub and a short wait saw a
bright shiny yellow van pull up behind her.
"That's a lovely car," said the mechanic. "What seems to be the
Judi replied, "Well, it just conked out I'm afraid."
"Let me have look."
He set to work and ten minutes later the engine was purring like a cat again.
"Thank goodness," she said. "What was the matter?"
"Simple really, just crap in the carburetor," he replied.
Looking shocked she asked, "Oh. How many times a week do I have to do